She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn\u2019t find it, so she asked a police officer for directions, \u201cExcuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?\u201d<\/p>\n
The officer replied, \u201cWait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It\u2019ll take you right there.\u201d She thanked the officer and he drives off. Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.<\/p>\n
The officer got out of his car and said, \u201cExcuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde replied, \u201cDon\u2019t worry, officer, it won\u2019t be long now. The 45th bus just went by!\u201d<\/p>\n
A woman got a problem with her closet door \u2013 it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man.
\nThe repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by.<\/p>\n
\u201cOK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me\u201d and he stepps into the closet.<\/p>\n
At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cWhat the hell are you doing here!\u201d<\/p>\n
Repairman: \u201cWell, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!\u201d<\/p>\n
It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines.
\n\u201cWould you like dinner?\u201d the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat are my choices?\u201d John asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes or no,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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