{"id":1122,"date":"2025-08-14T06:24:59","date_gmt":"2025-08-14T06:24:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1122"},"modified":"2025-08-14T06:24:59","modified_gmt":"2025-08-14T06:24:59","slug":"two-elderly-women-were-enjoying-a-late-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1122","title":{"rendered":"Two elderly women were enjoying a late lunch"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>Two elderly women were enjoying a late lunch and a drink at their favorite pub one afternoon.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Ethel, glancing over at Mabel, noticed something unusual about her friend\u2019s ear and said, \u201cMabel, you\u2019ve got a s.u.p.pository in your left ear!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mabel, surprised, pulled it out and examined it closely. \u201cA s.u.ppository? Really?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She then paused, a look of realization dawning on her face. \u201cEthel, I\u2019m so glad you found this! Now I know where my hearing aid has been hiding all this time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h2><strong>An old woman, Grandma Edna, went to the doctor for her annual checkup.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-77416 td-animation-stack-type2-2\" src=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/cartoon_resized_512x640-289x300.png\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 289px) 100vw, 289px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/cartoon_resized_512x640-289x300.png 289w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/cartoon_resized_512x640-404x420.png 404w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/cartoon_resized_512x640.png 512w\" alt=\"\" width=\"289\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><strong>An old woman, Grandma Edna, went to the doctor for her annual checkup.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The doctor, trying to make polite conversation, asked, \u201cMrs. Edna, how are you feeling these days?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, I\u2019m feeling just fine, doctor,\u201d she said. \u201cBut I do have one little problem\u2026 I seem to be passing gas quite a bit. It\u2019s nothing too bad \u2014 they\u2019re silent, and they don\u2019t smell at all. In fact, I\u2019ve probably passed gas about 10 times just sitting here talking to you\u2026 but you\u2019d never know because they\u2019re completely harmless.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor smiled, nodded, and scribbled something on his notepad.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAlright, Mrs. Edna, I\u2019m going to give you these pills. Take them twice a day and come back in a week.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A week later, Edna walked into the office, arms crossed and looking furious.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDoctor! I don\u2019t know what those pills did, but now my gas smells terrible!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor looked up, grinning. \u201cGreat! Now that we\u2019ve fixed your sense of smell, let\u2019s work on your hearing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two elderly women were enjoying a late lunch and a drink at their favorite pub one afternoon. Ethel, glancing over at Mabel, noticed something unusual about her friend\u2019s ear and said, \u201cMabel, you\u2019ve got a s.u.p.pository in your left ear!\u201d Mabel, surprised, pulled it out and examined it closely. \u201cA s.u.ppository? Really?\u201d She then paused, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":890,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1122"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1123,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122\/revisions\/1123"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}