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The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city.<\/h2>\n
Her husband noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, \u201cHoney, are you feeling all right?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNot really,\u201d she replied. \u201cI\u2019m nauseated from sitting backward on the train.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cPoor dear,\u201d he said.\u00a0 \u201cWhy didn\u2019t you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI couldn\u2019t,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0she replied,\u00a0\u201cthere was no one there.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, \u201cWell\u2026 when I was ironing my work suit, the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron, instead of the phone.<\/p>\n \u201cWell, that explains one ear, but what about the other?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThe idiot called again!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut.<\/p>\n She instructed that the hair stylist\u00a0could not take off her headphones.<\/strong><\/p>\n The stylist replied refusing to cut her hair, so she left.<\/p>\n She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing.<\/p>\n This time, the stylist agreed to cut her hair.<\/p>\n After a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair.<\/p>\n To wake her, the stylist took off the headphones.<\/p>\n The blond immediately fell on the floor, flopped and died.<\/p>\n Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones.<\/p>\n They were saying:\u00a0\u201cbreath in, breath out.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.<\/p>\n \u201cMay we see the new baby?\u201d one asked.<\/p>\n \u201cNot yet,\u201d said the mother. \u201cI\u2019ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.\u201d<\/p>\n Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, \u201cMay we see the new baby now?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cNo, not yet,\u201d said the mother.<\/p>\n After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, \u201cMay we see the baby now?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cNo, not yet,\u201d replied the mother.<\/p>\n Growing very impatient, they asked, \u201cWell, when can we see the baby?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWHEN HE CRIES!\u201d she told them.<\/p>\n \u201cWhy do we have to wait until he CRIES?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cBECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A blonde holding a baby walks into a drug store and asks the clerk if she can use the stores baby scale. \u201cSorry, ma\u2019am,\u201d says the clerk. \u201cOur baby scale is broken. But we can figure the baby\u2019s weight if we weigh mother and baby together on the adult scale, and then weigh the mother […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":890,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1113"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1114,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1113\/revisions\/1114"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}One day a blond walks into a doctor\u2019s office with both of her ears burnt.<\/h2>\n
A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on.<\/h2>\n
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth.<\/h2>\n