{"id":1111,"date":"2025-08-13T12:01:33","date_gmt":"2025-08-13T12:01:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1111"},"modified":"2025-08-13T12:01:33","modified_gmt":"2025-08-13T12:01:33","slug":"the-super-family","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1111","title":{"rendered":"The Super Family"},"content":{"rendered":"

An 80-year-old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up.<\/h2>\n

The doctor is amazed at the man\u2019s good health and asks, \u2018How do you stay in such great physical condition?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018I\u2019m Italian and a golfer,\u2019 says the old guy, \u2018and that\u2019s why I\u2019m in such good shape. I\u2019m up well before daylight and golfing up and down the fairways.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Well,\u2019 says the doctor, \u2018I\u2019m sure that helps, but there\u2019s got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Who said my dad\u2019s dead?\u2019<\/strong><\/p>\n

The doctor is amazed. \u2018You mean you\u2019re 80 years old and your dad\u2019s still alive. How old is he?\u2019 \u2018He\u2019s 100 years old,\u2019 says the golfer. \u2018In fact, he golfed with me this morning.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Well,\u2019 the doctor says, \u2018that\u2019s great, but I\u2019m sure there\u2019s more to it than that. How about your dad\u2019s dad? How old was he when he died?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Who said my grandpa\u2019s dead?\u2019<\/strong><\/p>\n

Stunned, the doctor asks, \u2018You mean you\u2019re 80 years old and your grandfather is still alive! Incredible! How old is he?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018He\u2019s 118 years old,\u2019 says the golfer.<\/p>\n

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point. \u2018So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018No. Grandpa couldn\u2019t go this morning because he\u2019s getting married tomorrow.\u2019<\/p>\n

At this point, the doctor is close to losing it. \u2018Getting married! Why would a 118-year-old guy want to get married?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Who said he wanted to?\u2019<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

A boy was feeling very nervous about his first date, and so went to his father for advice.<\/h2>\n

\u201cMy son, there are three subjects that always work with women:\u00a0food, family, and philosophy.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

The boy picks up his date, and they stare at each other for a long time. The boy\u2019s nervousness builds, but he then remembers his father\u2019s advice and asks the girl:<\/p>\n

\u201cDo you like potato pancakes?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cNo,\u201d comes the answer, and the silence returns like a suffocating blanket.<\/p>\n

\u201cDo you have a brother?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n

After giving it some thought, the boy plays his last card:<\/p>\n

\u201cIf you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

An old man goes to his doctor,<\/h2>\n

complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn\u2019t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor sees his leg, but can\u2019t find anything wrong. So he gives the old guy a full physical exam, and still can\u2019t come up with any possible explanation for the pain.<\/p>\n

The doctor hands the patient his bill and says, \u201cI\u2019m sorry but the pain in your leg is simply caused by old age, there\u2019s nothing I can do about it.\u201d<\/p>\n

The old man replies with a look of disbelief, \u201cThat\u2019s impossible! That can\u2019t be!\u201d<\/p>\n

The doctor says, \u201cWhat do you mean? I\u2019m the expert here; if you know so much, how can you say it\u2019s not old age?\u201d<\/p>\n

The patient answers, \u201cI\u2019m no doctor but it doesn\u2019t take a medical degree to tell that your diagnosis is wrong. You\u2019re mistaken. After all, my other leg feels just fine.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSo what?\u201d says the doctor. \u201cWhat difference does that make?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, it doesn\u2019t hurt a bit, and it\u2019s the same age!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An 80-year-old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at the man\u2019s good health and asks, \u2018How do you stay in such great physical condition?\u2019 \u2018I\u2019m Italian and a golfer,\u2019 says the old guy, \u2018and that\u2019s why I\u2019m in such good shape. I\u2019m up well before daylight and golfing […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1112,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions\/1112"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}