{"id":1109,"date":"2025-08-13T12:00:12","date_gmt":"2025-08-13T12:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1109"},"modified":"2025-08-13T12:00:12","modified_gmt":"2025-08-13T12:00:12","slug":"a-small-tourist-hotel-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1109","title":{"rendered":"A small tourist hotel"},"content":{"rendered":"

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.<\/h2>\n

The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.<\/p>\n

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.<\/p>\n

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, \u201cWhatever happened to you, honey? You look like you\u2019ve been wrestling an alligator!\u201d<\/p>\n

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak,\u00a0\u201cOhhh God! He told me he\u2019d been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Two drunks enter a hotel late at night.<\/h2>\n

They approach the night-clerk, and one of them says, \u201cCould you please give us a bed with two rooms?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou mean a room with two beds?\u201d asks the clerk.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhatever, whatever you say.\u201d<\/p>\n

So they get a key and somehow to stumble upstairs to their room.<\/p>\n

After fumbling for ten minutes, they even manage to get their door open. As they stumble inside, the door closes behind them and they are in total darkness. They go forward slowly, and both fail on the bed closest to the door.<\/p>\n

\u201cAhh,\u201d says one, \u201cNow we can get some sleep at last.\u201d As they try to rearrange themselves, they suddenly realize that they are not alone in their bed.<\/p>\n

\u201cHey! There\u2019s somebody in my bed!\u201d says one of them<\/p>\n

\u201cThere\u2019s somebody in my bed too!\u201d says the other.<\/p>\n

\u201cLet\u2019s get rid of them. We paid for this room and we\u2019re going to sleep in the beds!\u201d says the first.<\/p>\n

They start a tremendous struggle. They heave and push until eventually one of them throws the other on the floor.<\/p>\n

\u201cALL RIGHT!!\u201d he shouts, \u201cI\u2019ve thrown mind off the bed.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou are lucky,\u201d says other, \u201c I got thrown off and I\u2019m too tired to flight any more.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, never mind,\u201d says the first, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you just come and share my bed. Let\u2019s get some sleep round here.\u201d<\/p>\n

Before setting off on a business trip to Tulsa,<\/h2>\n

I called the hotel where I\u2019d be staying to see if they had a gym.<\/p>\n

The hotel receptionist\u2019s sigh had a tinge of exasperation in it when she answered.<\/p>\n

\u201cWe have over 300 guests at at this facility,\u201d she said.\u00a0\u201cDoes this \u2018Jim\u2019 have a last name?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman. But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":890,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1110,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109\/revisions\/1110"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}