{"id":1055,"date":"2025-08-09T09:22:04","date_gmt":"2025-08-09T09:22:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1055"},"modified":"2025-08-09T09:22:04","modified_gmt":"2025-08-09T09:22:04","slug":"two-college-basketball-players","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tappyli.com\/?p=1055","title":{"rendered":"Two college basketball players"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam.<\/h2>\n

If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.<\/p>\n

The last question read, \u201cOld MacDonald had a ________.\u201d<\/p>\n

Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.<\/p>\n

Making sure the professor wasn\u2019t watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. \u201cPssst. Tiny. What\u2019s the answer to the last question?\u201d<\/p>\n

Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn\u2019t noticed then he turned to Bubba. \u201cBubba, you\u2019re so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh yeah,\u201d said Bubba. \u201cI remember now.\u201d<\/p>\n

He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny\u2019s shoulder again, he whispered, \u201cTiny, how do you spell farm?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou are really dumb, Bubba. That\u2019s so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O.\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

There were four University sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an A so far.<\/h2>\n

These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn\u2019t make it back to school until early Monday morning.<\/p>\n

Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam.<\/p>\n

The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them each the 100 point exam. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thought this was going to be easy. Then they turned the page. On the second page was written\u2026<\/p>\n

For 95 points: Which tire? ____<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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