Two Drunk Men Walk Into a Brothel…
After a night of drinking two men decided to stop at the local brothel on the way home…
After giving them a look over the madam pulls the girls aside and says “Put them each in a room with a blow up doll, they’re that drunk they won’t notice.”
After they were done and walking back home one of the men turns to the other and says “I think mine was dead”
“Dead?” the second replied.
“Yeah, she was cold and didn’t move or make a sound”
The second man then goes “Well I think mine was a witch”
“What? Why?” The first man replied
“Yeah a witch. When i bit her ass she farted in my face and flew out the window.”
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