A 75-year-old man walked into a busy doctor’s waiting room
A 75-year-old man walked into a busy doctor’s waiting room and approached the reception desk.
The receptionist greeted him and asked, “Yes, sir, what brings you in today?”
“There’s something wrong with my d!ck,” he replied matter-of-factly.
Shocked, the receptionist scolded him, “Sir, you can’t just say things like that in a crowded waiting room!”
“Why not? You asked, and I answered,” the man said.
Flustered, the receptionist sighed. “You’ve embarrassed everyone here. Next time, just say there’s something wrong with your ear or something, and discuss the details privately with the doctor.”
The man nodded, turned around, and walked out. A few minutes later, he re-entered the room and approached the desk once again.
The receptionist, now pleased with herself, smiled and asked, “Yes, sir?”
“There’s something wrong with my ear,” he said loudly.
Relieved, she responded, “Oh? And what’s wrong with your ear, sir?”
“I can’t piss out of it,” he replied.
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