One night a guy takes his girlfriend home
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.
They are about to do a goodnight kiss, but the guy is feeling a little excited.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her “Darling, would you give me a BJ?”
Horrified, she replies “Are you mad? My parents will see us!”
He: “Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?”
She: “No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”
He: “Oh come on, there’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”
She: “No way. It’s just too risky!”
He (excited as hell): “Oh please, please, I love you so much!”
She: “No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t!”
He: “Oh yes you can. Please?”
She: “No, no. I just can’t”
He: “I beg you… ”
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her shorts, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:
“Dad says to go ahead and give him a BJ. Or I can do it.
Or if need be, he’ll come down himself and do it.
But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..”
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