A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar

A 71-year-old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous 19-year-old girl walks in and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he can’t take his eyes off her.

After a while, she notices him staring and comes over. Before he can apologize, she looks him in the eyes and says in a sultry tone:
“I’ll do anything you want. Anything you can imagine, no matter how wild or unusual. But there’s one catch — I want 100 dollars. And another condition.”

Completely stunned, the man asks, “What’s your condition?”

She replies, “You have to tell me in just three words what you want me to do.”

The man thinks, then pulls out a wallet, hands her ten ten-dollar bills (i.e. 100 dollars), looks her in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly:
“Paint my house.”