A man comes home from work and starts yelling at his wife.

A man comes home from work and starts yelling at his wife.

“You don’t work and you stay home all day every day, and whenever I come home, you have done nothing. From now on, every day I come home I want the entire house cleaned from top to bottom, I want the clothes washed, the windows wiped, the garden watered, the dog fed and a three course meal still warm on the table every day”

The wife turns to her husband, looking him dead in the eyes about to go for his throat

Then the husband finishes, “And that’s exactly how Mike said it to his wife, can you believe it?”